A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for the lesson, I want you all to …

I got all the questions right (there were only 3) even the grammar but unfortunately for 2nd question, it was spelling and I saw it on closed caption but I would have guess that answer. I didn't …

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry what is your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the…

WAYNE, N.J. - She wraps her arms around her son, gently raising the spindly 14-year-old boy off a couch to his feet. She hugs him and rubs his back, whispering "I love you" over and over. if Steven…

KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a …

Disruptive School Kids What did the cross eyed school teacher say to his disruptive children? "I can't seem to control my pupils!

The Sunday School teacher said to the children, “We have been learning about how powerful the kings and queens were in Biblical times. But there is a higher power. Who can tell me what it is?” …

A 1st grade school teacher had presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these we…

A lesson that should be taught in all schools! Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren

Repost! This week is orientation. I was allow to go and work before the orientation. But not the MHT and few other field because must be train. Orientation is 6 days and all day. The first day …

This week is orientation. I was allow to go and work before the orientation. But not the MHT and few other field because must be train. Orientation is 6 days and all day. The first day which is …

A first grade teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder…

Was it Only me? Or was it So Many? When One gets Older, is it a Normal Occurence to Regularly Begin Recalling the Seemingly Care-Free Days of Grade School ~ So Long Ago ~ to Remember the Way You and…

I am curious to see if there is anybody out there. I mean, I can write to myself with pencil and paper or keep a journal on my own computer. I should like to think if I was to bother to put my w…

FUNNY! Read it twice and make sure you look at the name of the sender! ----------------------- FARM KID (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING)

 

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was v…

What Starts with F and ends with UCK? If you get the wrong answer then you have a very dirty mind – shame on you. If you got the right answer then you are as smart as a 3rd grader.

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